City located in Dane County in the state of Wisconsin. Was named the #1 Small City to live in America by Money Magazine. Was named #1 Whitest School in America by those on the south, north, east, and west side of Madison, WI. Hey, at least we don't got STDS like Verona, WI!
"Middleton has no black people. OH, wait, there's one.."
"Darling, that's a MEX-i-Can..."