1 definition by LaughingMyAssOffAllTheTime

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A person that ejaculates on his face while performing the task of masturbating. He has been known to say it tastes like bitter hot sauce. He loves pretty women and is addicted to jacking off. Gets a lot of shit on his Macbook. Spends four hours cleaning up after. He also has been known to fall off his scooter right in front of the hottest chicks in school.
Fuuuuuuck! I Justin-ed myself in the face!
Why the fuck did my mom have to name me Justin?
by LaughingMyAssOffAllTheTime October 10, 2011

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