A guy that makes everyone laugh. He's crazy fun to be around because he makes disgusting jokes. He's cool, popular, silly, and attractive. He should be a stand-up comic. He's Puerto Rican, but doesn't know much Spanish. He's a hard worker. He usually has a nickname like Nito instead of the traditional Juan. Girls line up to get with him, but when he's in a relationship, he's loyal.
Girl: Hey, is that your man over there getting eye-humped by all the girls?
Nito's girlfriend: Yeah... he's so sexy. Don't worry, though, he wouldn't do anything with any of them. He loves me.
Nito: So the guy said, "This penguin wasn't in the will!"
Dude: Oh my God! That's the best joke ever! You're hilarious, Juanito!
September 19, 2011