The act of beating off a dog while inserting a golf tee into its stinky rectum. One then allows the beast to shit and ejaculate everywhere, whereby you roll in it and emerge a stinky poncho.
Hey Morgan, did you break up with that guy because he was totally into the stinky poncho with his dog Blake?
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