2 definitions by Lashley Cole

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Lasheration - an injury, specifically a laceration, obtained whilst drunk, or 'on the lash'.
Mate, I went out on the lash last night, drank 34 VKs in two minutes, pulled 42 birds, got a kebab and chundered all over an old woman's doorstep. Then I slipped over on my own vomit and cut my knee open. It was a well bad lasheration
by Lashley Cole June 11, 2011

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Fambush - to be ambushed on facebook. For example when an unwanted person cuts in on a wall conversation, commonly with the result that the unwanted person invites themselves to an event.
Friend 1: "Hey! My main man! Let's meet up at the pub tomorrow for some volcanic lash"

Friend 2: "Mate. That would be literally lolicopter. See you there at 7"

Non-Friend: "Oh wowzarooney! I would love to come for a drink with you guys. I haven't heard from you in ages. I wonder why that is. japes. see you tomorrow at 7"

Friend 1 (aside): "Sheeeeeeeeeeit. We just got propz fambushed"
by Lashley Cole June 11, 2011

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