3 definitions by Lars von Schittenberg

Top Definition
The zone of the rectum best suited to seizing the wristwatch of one's fister.
I can't believe I lost my Breitling in that bitch's silver charm circle.
by Lars von Schittenberg October 06, 2012
The ultimate name for an 80s hair metal cover band.
If it were Twisted Fister on the radio, I wouldn't hate that goddamn Train song so much.
by Lars von Schittenberg October 08, 2012
Sexual assault committed while jazz music is playing.
He prefers modal jazz when inflicting his Felonious Spunk.
by Lars von Schittenberg October 22, 2012

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