A highly technical
sexual move pioneered by the Lumberjacks of Tennessee. A heavily
built, extraordinarily strong Lumberjack
takes hold of his testicle sack and swings it in a circular motion as fast
as possible. Then, when maximum velocity is reached, the Lumberjack
screams a Lumberjack
scream "Timber!" and smacks the clitorial region of his female partner with his fast
moving testicles. If done properly, the female partner's cry can be heard from
the Mississippi River.
a long day of sweating and being strong, Larry the Lumberjack just wanted to go back to his log cabin
and give his bitch the Lumberjack Smack.