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3 definitions by Larry Legowski

 
1.
A high school wrestling move perfected by the Alabama Slammer during the 2004-2005 season. This move entails swiveling around to put your crotch on the opponent's face. A real morale buster for the man on bottom.
Yo, White really cranked the Scordio Ride in that last match.
by Larry Legowski December 23, 2005
 
2.
A high school and collegiate wrestling move that entails putting one's balls on the opponent's face. A real confidence booster and a fan favorite but a downer for the man on bottom.
Yo, did you see White rip that Scordio Ride?
Yea dude, he totally pumped it in there.
by Larry Legowski December 22, 2005
 
3.
A high school wrestling move invented by the Alabama Slammer and the Spyder during the 2004-2005 season, this move is only hit by those in the 130-171 pound weight classes. It involves obscenely stacking the opponent up to the point of shoulder (almost) breakage. Sometimes just referred to as the Sloppy, there are varying degrees of this move (Extra sloppy, sloppy, minorly sloppy)
The Spyder really cranked the Sloppy Wang Chang in his last match.
by Larry Legowski December 22, 2005