1 definition by Larry Grayson

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An increasingly irrelevant position for a homosexual person to take. Exaggerated fear of exposure and the resultant evasive, hypocritical behaviour, can lead to tension, lack of trust, The inability of that person to make any freinds.
Closets are the true reason homosexuals are not trusted.
"my boyf...girlfreind"
"He's saying that because he's a closet homosexual, yet he dosn't talk about anything else"
by Larry Grayson October 07, 2003

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