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1 definition by Larry Brains

 
1.
To eat quickly and with complete disregard of grace and social etiquette.

Word Origin: In the Shakespearian era, the first ever eating contest took place. What led to the eating contest is unknown; however, it has been noted that William Shakespeare attended and remarked "In sooth, I hope these wily contestants do not ingest their cravats."

Also derived from this incident was the word craving.
Johnny: Scarf those crepes down Jesus!

Jesus: I've been craving crepes continuously for centuries since my conception.
by Larry Brains November 30, 2007