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2 definitions by Lando Griffin

 
1.
1. What Lando forbids.

2. A new drug craze, "toad" is slang for the Colombian spotted toad. When licked, the toads give a euphoria that's . . . that's just great.

Side effects include chills all through your body, and loss of control of your bladder and your sphincter (that's your butthole). There'll be blood gushing from you, every time that you cough. And forget getting lucky: "it" falls off. Your whole life will hit the skids, and your kids will be born without eyelids.

Other slang for using toad includes "Lilypadding," "Frenching the prince," and "Doing Kermit"
"Mr. Toad, how many licks does it take of you to end up in the center of a Rhode Island State Prison?"

"JUST ONE."
by Lando Griffin December 21, 2003
 
2.
auf
To get booted from a reality TV show (in particular, Project Runway). Derives from "auf wiedersehen," the German word for "goodbye," which is what PR host Heidi Klum says to the losing contestant at the end of the episode.
Zulema got the auf!

I'm also happy Zulema was aufed, although I think Kara's was much more boring and should have gone.

by Lando Griffin August 03, 2006