2 definitions by Lance McClelland

pussy whiped

1. A man who thinks his day should start and end in very close proximity to the very same female genitalia, all the while neglecting his male friends.

2. Jimmyd

Man, Jimmyd is pussy whiped; he just got divorced and is already hooked on one woman as if her genitals spew crack cocaine.

by Lance McClelland August 16, 2006

beer belly

a bulging, jiggling, vat of fat for a gut exclusively grown from a diet of hops and barley (beer).

Mick has a huge beer belly from sitting on his idle fat arse and drinking so much beer instead of working or getting laid.

by Lance McClelland August 16, 2006