Ok, first of all Random is not all about CHEESE, and those who think it is should DIE. Random is skipping across a playing field because nobody's looking. Random is when your mother says 'there is nothing wrong with being gay' and you say 'yes ive been to your friends house. Its very nice'
Random is your younger brother doing an impression of a chocolate eclair when youre trying to have a halloween party.
all of the above happned to me. I lead a crazy lifestyle.
PurpleHairedMother(!!):'Joe, get out of the fridge'