Imaginary world where drinking meets sailing. Whole feudal systems are usualy set in place before and during the course of the night. Rupert is the Right'Orrible Admiral as he patented the lag boat. Other responsibilties include; Rudder Man (steers the group to pubs/clubs/venues/houses/alley ways etc with the help of the Crow's Nest (usually slightly more responsible so can see trouble ahead or a good party.... or the police)
The Admiral gives you permission to delegate other responsibilities. But just for reference at the other end of the ranking you've got Plank Walker (some one who's being all - "ooo i think i'll just have the one"- forget that! you'll walk the plank mate - with a six sambuca shooter) and of course the ever favourite Man Overboard (need i say any more?) To reach the crow's nest you must climb the laggin'
Just make sure, to record all the embarrassing memories in the Captain's LAG book!!
"All aboard the LAG BOAT"
"boarding passes please"
"do you know i'm actually boarding the Admiral's boat tonight?!"
"gosh it's stormy weather tonight, i've had 11 pints"
"hlep! i'mm ddrownign!"
"first mate's passed out!"
etc etc etc