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4 definitions by Laevsky

 
1.
A mystical human-like creature with magical abilities because somehow, even though talking like an idiot, dressing like a girl or retard, sporting a ridiculous hair-cut and acting like a mobster when actually being from a wealthy suburban area, he will still get laid.
No example necessary for Guido.
by Laevsky March 13, 2008
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2.
After a night of heavy drinking, late night eating and smoking cigarettes the following morning one wakes up, drinks some coffee and inevitably craps really really badly. The Vortex Syndrome occurs when crapping and being hung over one puts one's head in one's hands to assuage the headache yet in turn moves one's nose closer to one's anus. At this point the stink from the shit one is taking violently wafts upward out of the bowl consequently hitting one directly in the face, usually while one is taking deep breaths in through the nose and out through the mouth. Side effects of the Vortex Syndrome always include violent ralphing (throwing up), intense head and stomach ache and fierce, pathetic crying.
Mr. Andrews (on telephone): Hey, Alf? It's your boss, Mr. Andrews, I've noticed you're not at your desk and it's half past 10, is everything all right?
Alf: Absolutely not, I had the Vortex Syndrome this morning. I can't stop crying.
Mr. Andrews:.......Daaammmnn.
by Laevsky March 13, 2008
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3.
The action in which a female has a violent orgasm causing her to crap real bad and a lot, consequently resulting in a stinky nut sack.
Amanda: Ohh I'm going to splearn!
Tony Meatballs: Eh! don't shit on my nut sack
by Laevsky March 12, 2008
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4.
When a gay guy tucks his wiener and all between his legs and imagines he is a girl, reminiscent of Wild Bill in The Silence of the Lambs, except without the women skin.
Brad: Hey man, what's up? What did you do last night?
Tim: Nothing much, I was sporting for a while.
Brad: Sporting?
Tim: Yeah, It's when a gay guy tucks his wiener and all between his legs and imagines he is a girl, reminiscent of Wild Bill in The Silence of the Lambs, except without the women skin.
Brad:...Oh
by Laevsky March 13, 2008
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