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3 definitions by Lady J

 
1.
Having the attributes of granola.
He's still in his granolesque stage - fruity and nutty.
by lady j March 16, 2005
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2.
The state of being granolesque. Also: Granolescent.
His granolescence scares everyone who doesn't use patchouli for deoderant.
by lady j March 16, 2005
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3.
A slap with the clit of the pussy...*must have a phat pussy to preform*
Much stronger than the males cock slap..

can knock a man into line..tounge right into gspot.
my man cheated a pussy slapped him n he never looked at another bitch again
by Lady J December 25, 2003
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