Sarah Palin (secretly taped by FBI): John, did you know there's a black man running against you for President? What are we going to do about that?
John McCain (secretly taped by FBI): Well, we could send some of our goons to curb-stomp
FBI Agent: Gov. Palin, Sen. McCain, you were caught on tape conspiring to curb-stomp Barack Obama
John McCain: It's too bad the tape ended just at that moment. I was about to say, "...but that would be badong
Sarah Palin: It would?
John McCain: Shh! Uh, yes, officer... I realized that when I watched American History X! You think I want to get sent to prison and anally gang rape
d again like I was in Viet N-- I mean, anally gang-raped for my first time ever?