What your rear end does to expluse gas. Most people simply call it a fart and get a bad rap for their booty sneezing. They could just have used this cute homonym and people would think their gas was adorable.
Sally bent over and let one rip while she was tying her shoe in front of her boyfriend.
Sally's boyfriend looks repulsed.
Sally then says, "My bad boo, it was just a booty sneeze!"
Sally's boyfriend looks at her with adoring eyes forgetting the smell of noxious gas floating his way.