1. A secret vampire who drinks RED and is non intellegent; instead of eating people, consumes goats and pizza crust
dipped in rootbeer
2. One who cannot take craps
3. One who is black, with white skin.
1. Person: How can you eat that? Only stoop-bagels eat like that!
2. Person: I cant go poop
Other Person: Because your a stoop-bagel.
3. Person: Are you black or white?
Other Person: Im stoop-bagel.