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3 definitions by L_Roku

 
1.
A researcher paid to calculate the most depressing day of the year, Blue Monday, and the happiest day of the year based on several different factors.
"I wonder what date Dr. Cliff Arnall will calculate next, we still don't have the dates for 2008."
by L_Roku August 31, 2007
 
2.
1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.

In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.

2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.
1. Guy: "Aw man, I feel like absolute shit today."
Friend: "Yeah, same here. I hate Blue Monday."

2. "I wish I could sing Blue Monday to my ex-girlfriend, she's such a bitch."
by L_Roku August 31, 2007
 
3.
1. Japanese for "man of a hundred conquests". It's a slang term meaning that a guy is a ladies man, or a player.

2. A sex-warrior, great in bed.

Pronounced HEE-AHK-OO NEEN GEER.
Girl: "Joey is so hot... I wish I were his type."
Girl 2: "Are you kidding me?? Of course you're his type, he's a hyaku nin gir. He loves the ladies."
by L_Roku September 03, 2007