An evangelical Christian university located in Lynchburg, VA.
of the most
caring, loving, genuine followers of Jesus in the world; but is also a breeding
ground for disgusting hypocrisy and self-righteous prigs.
students are the only ones who really learn anything, but they are constantly abused
and forgotten by Jerry
Falwell Jr. because the online program rakes in more money for the school. The residential
program is a joke (except for nursing, engineering, biology, and philosophy), and the online students learn jack-shit to get a bull-shit degree.
LU has some
very good professors, some
of the smartest and best
in their fields, but the university pays them relatively little, forces them to teach 100-level online courses instead of REAL
them every semester, fires
many every year
without giving any reason, and refuses to allow them to conduct
The pathetic athletics program, "fun" diversions, landscaping, and facilities are given top priority. Academics and research are discouraged and often forbidden.
The financial aid office, registrar, human resources, LU police
department, and auditors all vie every semester to see who can steal the most
money (even government aid) from the students.
The "Liberty Way" student conduct policy
is alternately conveniently ignored and zealously, legalistically enforced.
Jerry Falwell, Jr.: "Welcome to Liberty University, the most exciting university in the world!"
Any LU student: "Dude, Liberty just
drained my bank account because they charged me twice
for tuition and stole my financial aid and scholarship money. And they just
canceled classes that
fourth year, so I need
to stay another year. Fuck this shit..."
Jerry Jr.: "But we built
a new stadium with the money we stole from you and what we saved
from firing your professors! Liberty University is exciting! Also, you are fined $500 for your use of profanity, so that
we can buy more mulch."