4 definitions by LTB565

Marist Mafia was founded by two young men whose lives have been corrupted by drugs, extortion, and other organised crime. These two men are infamous all over the world, particually in Mediteranian countries such as Italy and Sicily. These two men go by the names of Roboito© and Santino©.

Both of these Mafia Dons© have not only inherited a vast amount of financial inferstructure, but they have also added to it to a fairly large extent (with the money that they aquire from organised crime).

These 2 Godfathers© have ways of dealing with people that you couldn't even dream of. They wouldn't just wack you, they would do something far more traditional. First, they would panty raid you. Then, they would spit roast you. And finally, they would put you on the block. These are all unsavoury acts which are best not to even be thought about.

Roboito© and Santino© tend to work alone when it comes to the business part of Marist Mafia dealings. However, they have millions of worldwide associates. For example: in the South West Pacific they have connections and colleagues who go by the name of DOS disciple of sniffa LTB, 565, SCAT SOLDIERS, PANTY RAID AUTHENTIC and many more.

These two founders of the Marist Mafia have also founded another world famous institute which is run by an associate of Roboito© and Santino©. However this associates name is confidential. This institute is called M.M.D.B.C which stands for MARIST MAFIA DRIVE BY COMMITTEE©. The Committee uses a range of guns from AK's to Berettas to Glocks to Fo Fo's.

So as you can see, the Marist Mafia is a worldwide organisation who has a reputation for organised crime, drugs and extortion throughout the world.

A few words of wisdom...
Don't fuck with the Marist Mafia.
Marist Mafia says: "Ayo Franky! You come round here one more time, I'm gonna have to wack ya! KA-PEESH?

Franky says: "No, please Roboito© and Santino©!! I'll do anything! Why would you even dream of touching me anyway"?

Marist Mafia says: "Because I do what i wanna do ya know! SMOKE 'EM!
by LTB565 January 10, 2005
M.M.D.B.C stands for Marist Mafia Drive By Committee and consists of gangsters and pimps from across the globe. A few of these gangsters and/or pimps are...
- Santino
- Roboito
- Narik69
- Seantonio

We be the infamous ya heard of us, official drive by murderers. Don't fuck wit' the realest thugs up in dis mofukkurrrrr!
Bearman says: "Dayum Thorny did you see those classy mobsters doin' their thang outside the bank lastnight"?

Thorny says: "Yea fool I saw dat. Dat was the most infamous posse alive! Anyone who tries to fuck wit' them ends up dead; they go my the name of M.M.D.B.C"!
by LTB565 January 10, 2005
Disciple of Sniffa is derived from the slang word; DOS. DOS is a crew which originated in December 2002 by two young, but famous, bruthaz; Bearman and Lyonking. The crew came about when an unbelievably white man name Sniffa pitched up his tent next to the toilet so that he could watch people take shits. But thats not all. He would also unhook the drain-pipe and eat the peoples shit afterwards. Sniffas skin colour was undescribable. When he applied sun screen to himself the sun screen was black compared to him!

What I am trying to say is that Sniffa is a fuckin' homo who has undescribably white skin.

by LTB565 January 09, 2005
The one and only NARIK69 is the alias of my homeboy Kiran Davis! He's the realest thugged out playa from the Coromandel Peninsula however he originates from South Africa, hense the nickname "The South African Slamma".

Anyone wants to fuck with this brutha, they gotta get past these people first..
- 565
- M.M.D.B.C

So word from A-TOWN is that you think twice before fuckin' with ma homie NARIK69..YA DIGG!

Haterz: "Ayo who was that bitch as muh fucka pimpin dose hoez lastnyt at tha club"?

Marist Mafia: "Yo fool dat was ma homie NARIK69 born and riased in the streets ghetto fo' life. You fuck wit him you fuckin wit us niggaz dat insecure so back da fuck up before I step to yo' bitch assez YA DIGG"!?
by LTB565 January 09, 2005

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