2 definitions by LPtheI

Top Definition
A woman who breaks woman law. Behaves in pure narcissistic ways to gain a man's attention with the hope of a meaningless relationship.
EXAMPLE 1:
Lindsey: I can't believe she slept with him after you called dibbs.

Jennifer: Yeah, what a crappy bitch!

EXAMPLE 2:
Lindsey: And, so now she is dating him, just so he won't date you.

Jennifer: Yep, she's also a crappy bitch.

EXAMPLE 3:
Jennifer: So let me get this straight. Your husband's ex-girlfriend's best friend is now sleeping with your brother without the ex-girlfriend's approval.

Lindsey: Did I not warn you that she's a crappy bitch.
by LPtheI May 05, 2010

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Your favorite word on a white mug.

Create a mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the t-shirt

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

Buy the t-shirt
A gripe or complaint usually uttered by an adult when he or she has not gotten his or her way. The state of self-inflicted dissatisfaction with one's own life, commonly communicated to anyone with a willing ear.

Origin: The sound a southern infant cries when he or she is dissatisfied.
Chuck: Rihanna hasn't spoken to me since I accepted the marketing job in the Cayman Islands.

Judy: No worries, Rihanna has the Pyanghs Pyanghs because she's stuck living in her hometown.
by LPtheI January 06, 2011

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Your favorite word on a white mug.

Create a mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the t-shirt

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

Buy the t-shirt