An average-looking chick who, due to her need for a bloated ego, underwent a lot of plastic and somehow, because she was named "World's Sexiest Woman," is now the "Sexiest Woman Alive" to sexually frustrated 14-year-old males across the globe. She idolizes Angelina Jolie (Um, why?) so much that she got plastic surgery to look more like her, then she tells everyone that she is "not the next anyone." When asked if she is attractive, she usually answers with something conceited like, "Well, I'm clearly not ugly." ORLY? I guess that when you're turned into a plastic duck via plastic surgery, you get a free pass to be full of sh*t.
"I think Megan Fox is the hottest woman alive."
"Yeah, because you're fourteen. I forgive you for your ignorance."
"Megan Fox isn't the next anyone. She is so original!"
"Oh, really? Then why does Megan Fox look like a cheap clone of Angelina Jolie?"
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