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3 definitions by LLamma buTT

A lame person that can't find a person to do it with so they decide to do it with tree because they can't avoid them.
Did you see that "tree huggers" fucking that tree.
by LLamma buTT March 13, 2009
You may ask, what is a crappy boyfriend? HHMmmmm well hopefully you wouldnt know because you haven't had a crappy boyfriend before. This is a boyfriend who wont make the first move, one who wont talk to you, one you doesnt say hi when you walk past them, one who wont hug you (if you have a crappy boyfriend a long hug sounds good).
1)One who sees you and walks by you and doesnt say hi, or even act as if you exist.

2)Some bitch that NEEDS to be DUMPED!

This is a crappy boyfriend
by LLamma buTT March 13, 2009
Normally the first step in a relationship (or second if your boyrfiend is a pussy). Long hugs are usually exchanged akwardly because the one who doenst want a long hugs is about to bitch slap the other and say "Back the fuck off". These 'long hugs' are for sucky boyfriends who arent ready to kiss yet. Lame, i know. But if you have been in anytype of relationship before, you should understand what I'm saying.
1)This 'long hug'/long hugs normally starts with the male/or felmale (im not sure if your lesbian or gay, i couldn't care less;really)wrapping their arms around your waist.

2)You slowly get annoyed by this procces, and you think that the dinos will come back before this hug will end.

3)And when this hug finally ends the (male or female, as i said before it really just depends) will attempt to hold onto you even longer, by that time you want to smack them across the face;that is a normal reaction.

4)You finally get fed up and gesture them to let go and of corse they hold on as long as possible. Now if you were annoyed by this 'long hug' these feelings make you never want to touch that person again.
by LLamma buTT March 13, 2009