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5 definitions by LJ Dizzle

 
1.
When one swiftly penetrates the back of the throat with his penis then pulls out quickly and delivers his scrotum to the open gagged mouth.
Edward: Did you hear what Johnny did?
Jethro: No
Edward: He gave Susy the Shock and Awe, I heard she was pissed
Random Homeless Man: I heard she liked it
by LJ Dizzle January 07, 2007
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2.
When one swiftly penetrates the back of the throat with his penis then pulls out quickly and delivers his scrotum to the open gagged mouth.

Edward: Did you hear what Johnny did?
Jethro: No
Edward: He gave Susy the Shock and Awe, I heard she was pissed
Random Homeless Man: I heard she liked it
by LJ Dizzle January 10, 2007
100 55
 
3.
Love is getting laid... often.
Henry: Lets fuck.
Miranda: Henry, do you Love me?
Henry: Yes.
by LJ Dizzle March 06, 2007
305 301
 
4.
When one swiftly penetrates the larynx, or the back of the throat with a penis (shock) then pulls out quickly and delivers his scrotum to the open mouth (awe).
Edward: Did you hear what Johnny did?
Jethro: No
Edward: He gave Susy the Shock and Awe, I heard she was pissed
Random Homeless Man: I heard she liked it
by LJ Dizzle January 05, 2007
18 37
 
5.
What is Fresno made of?
1. Religion
2. Carcinogenic Air
3. Debilitating Heat
4. Poverty
5. A Nearly-Dormant Artistic Movement
6. An Assumed Connection between Science and the Devil
7. The Devil
8. Political Futility
9. Impeded Progression

The worst problem... No Curiosity
Herold: How could people believe the world was flat or that the Sun God brought every morning?!

Jeremiah: I don't know, ask Fresno
by LJ Dizzle September 02, 2008
163 282