5 definitions by LJ Dizzle
| 1. | shock and awe | ||
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When one swiftly penetrates the back of the throat with his penis then pulls out quickly and delivers his scrotum to the open gagged mouth.
Edward: Did you hear what Johnny did?
Jethro: No Edward: He gave Susy the Shock and Awe, I heard she was pissed Random Homeless Man: I heard she liked it |
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| 2. | shock and awe | ||
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When one swiftly penetrates the back of the throat with his penis then pulls out quickly and delivers his scrotum to the open gagged mouth.
Edward: Did you hear what Johnny did? Jethro: No Edward: He gave Susy the Shock and Awe, I heard she was pissed Random Homeless Man: I heard she liked it |
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| 3. | Love | ||
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Love is getting laid... often. Henry: Lets fuck.
Miranda: Henry, do you Love me? Henry: Yes. |
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| 4. | shock and awe | ||
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When one swiftly penetrates the larynx, or the back of the throat with a penis (shock) then pulls out quickly and delivers his scrotum to the open mouth (awe).
Edward: Did you hear what Johnny did?
Jethro: No Edward: He gave Susy the Shock and Awe, I heard she was pissed Random Homeless Man: I heard she liked it |
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| 5. | Fresno | ||
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What is Fresno made of?
1. Religion 2. Carcinogenic Air 3. Debilitating Heat 4. Poverty 5. A Nearly-Dormant Artistic Movement 6. An Assumed Connection between Science and the Devil 7. The Devil 8. Political Futility 9. Impeded Progression The worst problem... No Curiosity Herold: How could people believe the world was flat or that the Sun God brought every morning?!
Jeremiah: I don't know, ask Fresno |
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