5 definitions by LHM

Top Definition
1. When a person (male or female) wants something rediculous that there is absolutely no point in having.
J: So what does your girlfriend want now?
L: Oh a GMC Denali AWD with a 6.2l v8 and 20in alloy wheels.
J: OMG WTF? For a commuter?
L: Yea... its a Dumb Cunt Wish. But you know she is going to get it.
J: Man that's a Dumb Cunt Wish for sure.....
by lhm February 13, 2007
Someone who is so lazy they would rather complain for months about flash player not working than actually click one link and install it, so they can watch a monkey piss in it's own mouth on youtube.
Lee: OMG i just found a monkey pissing in his own mouth on youtube check this out *sends link*

Mary: I can't because I don't have flash player installed. It hasn't worked for months

Lee: Oh you fucking slack bitch...
by lhm August 11, 2008
The common term "url" put to literal pronunciation. It is the web address for a website. I like to give a redneck accent to it for effect.
Sean: lol @ the superduty shooting flames
Lee: Yerl me n00b
by LHM March 26, 2007
Pronounced: Two Wheel Drive Jeep

1. When something seems really great at first glance, but upon closer examination you find that you have been totally misled by said object, and are generally very disheartened and sad.
Sean: Damn i tried to go down on this stupid hot girl last night and when i jerked her skirt off she had a dick?????
Lee: OMG 2wd Jeep!!!!!!i bet your were pissed.
Sean: Yea no doubt..i couldn't believe it she was so hot.
Lee: That is weak man.. im sorry that shemale got your hopes up.
Sean: I'm sad *sniffle*
by lhm March 12, 2007
1. Wanting something that there is no point in having.
Jesse: So what does your girlfriend want now?

Lee: Oh a GMC Denali AWD with a 6.2l v8 and 20in alloy wheels.

Jesse: OMG WTF? For a commuter?

Lee: Yea... its a fucking Dumb Cunt Wish but she will have it no doubt.

Jesse: Man that's a Dumb Cunt Wish for sure.....
by lhm February 10, 2007

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