4 definitions by L baRto

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moser is derived from the name Veronica Moser, the much acclaimed "Scat Queen" of the seventies, eighties, nineties, and present. Moser can be used to describe something foul, odorous, brown, muddy, disturbing, or otherwise unpleasant. The act of defecating, crapping, dropping a bomb, pinching a loaf, taking a dump, shitting, pooping, releasing some brown trout into the wild, diarrheaing, soft-serving the water cup, nuking heroshima, blowing up the toilet, leaving a message for your friend john, taking a shatner, visiting the ring of fire, splashing the pot, putting a snake in the lake, playing battleship, baptizing captain crappy in the river swirly, making a deposit at the scat bank, prepping a specimen for the national fecal society, dropping deuce, birthing a turd, cutting some rope, dropping anchor, or even going ka-ka is all a form of moser. Getting pooped on in any way, or getting anything on yourself that resembles crap in the least bit (i.e. peanut butter, chocolate syrup, brownies, mud, coffee, dirt, motor oil, or actual bona fide shit; be it human or otherwise) is called getting mosered. This is normally bad, but can be good if you're into that sort of thing (coprophelia, scat fetish).
You mosered the shit out of her!!

Seriously, you smell like you mosered yourself a little.

Who the hell made you that dessert? Moser?

Dude, dont tell Hayden but i definitely mosered his car.

Man, if I ever get that drunk again, shoot me before the moser party starts.
by L baRto July 27, 2006

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scientific term defining the fetish, or love of poop, crap, shit, assmud, or other terms describing fecal matter. includes smearing on oneself, on others, eating, feeding to others (willingly), or otherwise having a deep passion for the sauce of ass.
Hayden, your love for poop borders on coprophelia.

Coprophelia? No way! I just like it a little....
by L baRto July 26, 2006

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TGH
Short for Totally Gay Homo. This implies that the person you are referring to is either doing something that is really not cool at all, or is definitely not a heterosexual male or female of good standing within the non-gay community. Only offensive towards people who are actually straight. Ineffectual against actual homosexuals
"That guy Hayden is pretty much a TGH."
by L baRto August 01, 2006

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moser is derived from the name Veronica Moser, the much acclaimed "Scat Queen" of the seventies, eighties, nineties, and present. Moser can be used to describe something foul, odorous, brown, muddy, disturbing, or otherwise unpleasant. The act of defecating, crapping, dropping a bomb, pinching a loaf, taking a dump, shitting, pooping, releasing some brown trout into the wild, diarrheaing, soft-serving the water cup, nuking heroshima, blowing up the toilet, leaving a message for your friend john, taking a shatner, visiting the ring of fire, splashing the pot, putting a snake in the lake, playing battleship, baptizing captain crappy in the river swirly, making a deposit at the scat bank, prepping a specimen for the national fecal society, dropping deuce, birthing a turd, cutting some rope, dropping anchor, or even going ka-ka is all a form of moser. Getting pooped on in any way, or getting anything on yourself that resembles crap in the least bit (i.e. peanut butter, chocolate syrup, brownies, mud, coffee, dirt, motor oil, or actual bona fide shit; be it human or otherwise) is called getting mosered. This is normally bad, but can be good if you're into that sort of thing (coprophelia, scat fetish).
You mosered the shit out of her!!

Seriously, you smell like you mosered yourself a little.

Who the hell made you that dessert? Moser?

Dude, dont tell Hayden but i definitely mosered his car.

Man, if I ever get that drunk again, shoot me before the moser party starts.

by L baRto July 26, 2006

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