guy 1: hey bro, wanna go to the ICP
dark festival with me?
guy 2: sure bro. what do you do there?
guy 1: oh dude, we drive golf carts into shit and drink beer and suck each other off in the porta potty. no homo though. there are lots of fat bitches and meth
a plenty. you also worship two wiggers
named Violent j, and shaggy 2 dope. oh, and by the way, we do this all while dressed like clowns.
guy 2: sure bro. hey, hand me a Pabst blue ribbon. i love being white trash