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1 definition by Kyle the sick (but wise) bastard

either a situation, remark or other uninvited distraction so crude it make your girlfriend completely dry up during foreplay or sex
"That Rosie O'Donnell workout video was a major coozebuster last night - in fact, I almost got stuck inside of Molly and had to call the paramedics! Damn that fat slag!!!"