8 definitions by Kyle de Jong

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The Canadian National Anthem
O Canada, our home and native land...
by Kyle de Jong September 21, 2005
Small, extreamly liberal town in South Easten Brithis Columbia, Canada. Is known for having some of the best weed in the world.
Nelson is the shiznit
by Kyle de Jong September 21, 2005
City in Peru. Used to be the capital of the Inca Empire.
Cusco's mad wack, yo.
by Kyle de Jong September 21, 2005
Something that is used to end an argument. the 'judge' is a third party outside of the argument.
larry: No way, Larry's way more portley than Johnny!
Sandy: You're stupid
larry/sandy: judge rules?
fredy: Larry's fatter.
by Kyle de Jong September 21, 2005
a) Someone who is more round, than fat.
b) Someone who eat's obscene amounts of food, all the time.
a) No John, I don't think you're fat, you're more of a portley fellow.

b) Damn G, you are one portley mo fo! You just ate 56 chicken wing's and a flat of coke!
by Kyle de Jong September 21, 2005
Something that is said after farting
ahh... Cut Lunch....
by Kyle de Jong September 21, 2005
A french Canadian dish. French fries covered with gravy and cured cheese. The word poutine mean's "messy" in French.
Also, among one of the top meal's in any portley man/women's diet.
I can't move because of all the poutine i've eaten.
by Kyle de Jong September 21, 2005

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