1 definition by Kyle Tarrant

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When a man penetrates a menstraiting woman, then pulls out and slaps her in the chest and orgasming at the same time, thus leaving a red "lobster" shape and a buttery finish
"Jane is super freaky, she asked my dad to give her a red lobster"
by Kyle Tarrant August 09, 2007

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