1 definition by KwokieMonster

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A ninja is...

1. Right behind you.
2. Japanese.
3. A person who has 1337 skills, an ability to fly, the ability to totally FLIP OUT and cut people's heads off, and the ability to retract their testicles for defensive purposes.
OMG. Is that a ninja or is that Jesus?
by KwokieMonster March 18, 2008

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