Being of the local race. One who sleeps with his/her own mother or relative. One who lives in Localville, USA. One who is not of the upper class because they meet any of the following qualifications:
1.) Uses duct tape like candy
2.) Fails or gets a semester letter grade lower than a C in Earth & Space Science
3.) One who ridicules those more intelligent than him/herself.
4.) Sleeps with more than one person at a time
5.) Owns a "business" in any Britt World Wide (BWW) branch (Yes, this includes the cult of Quixtar)
6.) One who runs for office yet has their own gospal sing television show.
7.) One who is seventeen and still does not have a valid state license to operate a moving automobile.