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I. Having a Riley- When you have the feeling of needing a shit, a piss and a migraine at the same time
II. Pulling a Riley- Used to describe someone who has just done something blatantly stupid and has not noticed it
III. Dammit Riley!-A curse basically used whenever somthing bad happens- see examples
IV. Having Riley's Mum- When you have had the best sex of your life
V. Being a Riley- A person/s who is basically a tag along, but doesn't say anything. They follow right behind you, and you generally don't notice them until they say something. Also, it can be used to describe someone who has an unhealthy obsession with the Gorillaz.
VI. Having a Rizzle- Rizzle is basically another name for Riley, and can be used in any of the examples above. Having a Rizzle is used to decribe the sensation of when you can't stop farting
I. “Dude I’ve got a chronic Riley”
II. "Dude you were pulling i Riley last night at poker. You lost lot of money."
"Dude I pulled a Riley in that test. I'm sure i got an F"
III. "Dude my grandma just died.""Dammit Riley!!!"
"Dude that species of penguin just died out.""Dammit Riley!!!"
"Dude the world just ended due to global warming""Dammit Riley!!!"
IV.“Ah after you left my girlfriend gave me riley’s mum”
“I had Riley’s Mum last night”
V.“Dude I haven’t heard that kid say 3 words he’s being a Riley”
“Are you going to say anything or just sit there being a Riley?”
VI. "Man i had a hardcore Rizzle last night"
by Kurt1245 February 11, 2008
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