Citizens who live inside a big bubble between Canada and Mexico.
Americans makes up less than 5% of the worlds population yet 95% of the worlds ignorance and arrogance.
Traits and habits-
Calling themselves the only Americans despite the fact that ALL people living on the CONTINENT of America are Americans.
Calling things by their brand names rather than the name of the actual object or item.
Putting their country first in every online list despite the fact the United States starts with a U and the lists are in alphabetical order.
Putting an American flag next to 'English' for language selection incase they forget what language they speak.
Making fun of the metric system, despite the fact that they are one of only three countries who are yet to start using it. The rest of the world has been using it for over 50 years.
Killing each other is also a favourite pastime. More Americans are murdered by other Americans every year than all the American casualties of every war the world has ever seen. Pretty sad statistic.
Not all Americans are fat and stupid, and not all the world are anti-American. We just dont like arrogant ignorant idiots. It just so happens that The United States is always represented by arrogant ignorant idiots.
All the Americans who give a thumbs up are the exception to the rule who can actually think for themselves and can hopefully start representing their country in a better light.
Americans - LOL. He spelled favorite with a U. Everyone knows theres no U.
Brit- Actually, the entire english speaking world beside you, use it. It was an established language long before you were around.
American - You're wrong. We're right.
Australian - we use U.
Canadian - and us.
South African - yep, and us.
Kiwi - count us in.
Rest of UK - As do we
American - LOL. 85% of the english speaking world cant spell.
Canadian - actually its you....
American - Fuck you . I'm Americaaaaaaaaaaaan! Aluminum!
Australian - You do realise the metal is actually called Aluminium?
South African - Aluminium foil because its made from the metal ALUMINIUM.
Kiwi - Aluminium sheeting made from ALUMINIUM.
Canadian - check your periodic table.
American - You're wrong, and Realize has a Z not an S.
Brit - *sigh* thats YOUR spelling. The rest of us use S not Z.
American - LOL. You said ZED when its ZEE. Im Americaaaaaaaaan!
A Hoax created by the American government to create a feeling of trust and hope for the American people.
Russia had the first man, woman and dog in space. First manned orbit of the moon. first unmanned landing on the moon. First satellite and first space stations, all before the Americans could even break the earths atmosphere.
Yet somehow the americans suddenly found super technology to go with their 16 mm cameras that enabled them to land on the moon. Something even 40 years later, no other country has been capable of despite the fact todays technology far exceeds 1969's.
It is one of many hoax's and cover ups created by the american government which anyone with a brain can see just doesnt make sense.
guy - dude, the russians were so far advanced in technology back then, you mean to say that 40 years later they still dont have what the americans had back then?
girl - Strange isnt it? especially considering russian technology was more advanced. Even the Japanese today dont have the technology, they say it would take 20 years to build something that could get to the moon.
Guy - no need for conspiracy theories when simple logic is more than enough. Theres no way Japan or Russia or any other country dont have the 1969 technology the americans suddenly found. even stranger since the chips in our washing machines are more advanced than anything they had back then.
girl - yeah, i know. Lets not even get into the fact that all the footage they shot back then has disappeared. They have the originals for every episode of 'I love Lucy' yet not the moon landing.
guy - well thats because special effects back then were crap compared to what anyone can do nowadays. wouldnt need a professional to prove somethings fake.
girl - Let people think what they want. Any person with a mind can see that the simple logic of it is impossible.
People like to say its a conspiracy theory, but tell me, whats your desktop pc now compared to what you had 10 years ago?movie special fx? Hell, they used 16mm cameras which were state of the art back then. Your cell phone is more advanced.