2 definitions by Kungfuflanda

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When you're checking out a girl (or guy) so vigorously that you violate them.
Friend: Could anyone notice me checking out that dime that walked by?

Me: Dude, you could go to jail, that's how hard you were eyeolating her.
by Kungfuflanda February 20, 2013

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When you lay eyes upon an ass so grand you have trouble breathing.
Friend- "(wheeze).... dude...(cough)"

Me- "Holy shit man are you ok? "

Friend- " Look at that....(wheeze)....ass."

Me-" We need a medic, he's got ass-fixyation!"
by KungFuFlanda April 10, 2013

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