2 definitions by KungFuFlanda

Top Definition
When you're checking out a girl (or guy) so vigorously that you violate them.
Friend: Could anyone notice me checking out that dime that walked by?

Me: Dude, you could go to jail, that's how hard you were eyeolating her.
by Kungfuflanda February 20, 2013
When you lay eyes upon an ass so grand you have trouble breathing.
Friend- "(wheeze).... dude...(cough)"

Me- "Holy shit man are you ok? "

Friend- " Look at that....(wheeze)....ass."

Me-" We need a medic, he's got ass-fixyation!"
by KungFuFlanda April 10, 2013

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