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1184 definitions by Kung-fu JeSuS

 
1.
1) A sing of exasperation, not to be taken literaly by someone not showing an obvious sexual interest.

2) During intercourse, to be taken literally, sorta. Means go harder and deeper.

3) Exclaimation.
1) Fuck me if you aren't an idiot

2) Fuck me! Fuck me! push it in!

3) *wakes up* FUCK ME! I gotta be in court in one hour.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004
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2.
• child without married parents
• One who is narcissistic and unknowingly frustrating
• The killer of kenny
• A 70's band which changed thier name to Motörhead and became one of the best bands ever.
Your parents aren't married, hence you are a bastard. You covered dog shit with a leaf and left it outside your brothers' front door because you thought it was funny, you bastard. You killed kenny, you bastard.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 29, 2004
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3.
Quite possibly, the greatest conman ever. See Scientology
Why Mister Tom Cruise, the evil aliens are attacking your brain. Give me the Porsche 928 from Risky Business and I'll see what I can do.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 21, 2004
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4.
a) To be heavily intoxicated, to the point where behaviour is erratic and the ability to walk straight is no more.

b) broken through
a) "A lot of people up here are getting really fucking smashed. I've seen like four people carried out in front of me and the show just fuckin' started" - Axl Rose

b) smashed window
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
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5.
To laugh at the misfortune of another. liberal-fearing peoples will use snicker instead, since it sounds like the word nigger, a racist term.
I was sniggering at the faggot.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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6.
(v.) To act with a false ethos surrounding oneself in an attempt to win respect from a certain influential party.


Antonym: Keep it real
I strongly suspect butt licka to be a white boy fakin the funk.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004
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7.
(n.) A small, swedish house with a panzer engine on the front and "HOWS MY DRIVING? 555-FUCK-YOU" stickers on the back.
throw as many bricks as you want at this volvo-you won't dent it.
by kung-fu jesus August 19, 2004
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