1183 definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

When the spellings/pronounciation of a sentance move around slightly.
Let us drink to the dear old queen!

Let us drink to the queer old dean!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

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One who is in a relationship with another, often means married.
"Sorry ladies, I'm spoken for"
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 19, 2004

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(adj.) Unrecorded, untraceable through normal means.
Amish people live off the grid.


My package was not delivered,a nd has gone off the grid.
by Kung-fu Jesus June 26, 2004

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For a woman to bugger a man with a strap-on
My inbox keeps filling up with peg porn
by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004

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Usually preceeded by a name, this refers to a hypocrite who believes that they are perfect.
Denida thinks his shit doesn't stink.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

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A punch that comes solidly from the side.
I hooked him with my right.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

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When one nerd claims superiority over another.
Eugene: I've never got it on with a girl, I own you.

Poindexter: oh yeah? Well I've never even spoken to a girl, but have 50GB of tentacle rape pr0n on my C:\ and have every star trek episode on DVD

Eugene: omg you rule

Poindexter: omg wtf j00 pwn3DD!!!1
by Kung-fu Jesus July 28, 2004

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