Used immediately after a shock revelation, in the style of a 1940's or 50's movie.
luke... i am your sister dun Dun DUNNNNN!
When one nerd claims superiority over another.
Eugene: I've never got it on with a girl, I own you.
Poindexter: oh yeah? Well I've never even spoken to a girl, but have 50GB of tentacle rape pr0n on my C:\ and have every star trek episode on DVD
Eugene: omg you rule
Poindexter: omg wtf j00 pwn3DD!!!1
Origin: Derived from the marquis de sade
Function (n.) one who derives sexual pleasure from hurting others.
Maquis de sade was the ultimate sadistic writer.
Coming from the authority directly above you in the chain of command, this simply allows the individual to choose his/her rate of fire and prefered style, whether open or snipe etc.
OK company, they've cleared, reload and fire at will.
(n.) The best there is, the cream of creams.
this mail order bride is the creme de la creme! She dosen't speak english, never whines, does all the housework and fucks like a whore in the bedroom.
When a prospective sexual partner knows that you are seeking thier attention, they will do all they can to throw you off, so that you will have to do something seriously impressive to get thier attention. The two best tactics against this are to either completely ignore them or appear oblivious to the fact they are playing hard to get.
She's playing hard to get and keeps ignoring me.
(n.) Fungus that appears between hordes of dancing badgers that appear from nowhere. After fives sets of "mushroom mushroom", a snake is brought in to give the mushrooms a rest. The whole process repeats over and over.
(abbr.) Mushroom cloud, the shape of smoke from atomic or nuclear bombing.
(n.) a person with a large forehead, dispropotinal to the jaw and lower face.
I was going to post about badgers, but that word is mentioned enough in other definitions
Quentin Tarantino is a mushroom