1183 definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

When riding a horse or motorcycle, hold onto the handles/horse's ears and kick your legs back to resume a horizontal pose with arms in front and legs behind. Keep this up until you hit your neck on a tree branch and become paralysed. After doing this, pretend to care for fellow cripples.

This has been mastered by Christopher Reeve, the actor who played superman in the movies.
I was supermanning on the Kawasaki but managed to duck just in time to avoid the tree.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004
(n.) A 30 year old man who hangs around with teenagers who think he's cool.

(n.) A type of haircut resembling that of the tv guy.
The Fonz looks old. What is he, 30?
by Kung-Fu Jesus July 21, 2004
The end that produces fecial matter, or "business" as you may call it.
The business end of your girlfriend is friendly with the arserapist.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004
Italian for Gran Touring, or touring car racing.

Gran Turismo is also a videogame series that got really boring, really quickly. Unless you like to stare at a playstation screen for several hours a day, don't bother with anything more than the first one.
Despite owning Gran Turismo 3 since 2001, I'm still only on 51% complete because the game sucks too much for me to play it more than once every couple of months.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
(adj.) To have clinging, throwaway (in the trash, one would assume) qualities.
Emma is a very trashy ho, with a loose vagina, which rather surprisingly, I haven't tapped yet. She never muched liked me though.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004
(n.) A mild-mannered obese man. Most applicable to the folicley challenged (means bald)
Your dad is such a buddha!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004
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