When riding a horse or motorcycle, hold onto the handles/horse's ears and kick your legs back to resume a horizontal pose with arms in front and legs behind. Keep this up until you hit your neck on a tree branch and become paralysed. After doing this, pretend to care for fellow cripples.
This has been mastered by Christopher Reeve, the actor who played superman in the movies.
I was supermanning on the Kawasaki but managed to duck just in time to avoid the tree.
(n.) A 30 year old man who hangs around with teenagers who think he's cool.
(n.) A type of haircut resembling that of the tv guy.
The Fonz looks old. What is he, 30?
The end that produces fecial matter, or "business" as you may call it.
The business end of your girlfriend is friendly with the arserapist.
Italian for Gran Touring, or touring car racing.
Gran Turismo is also a videogame series that got really boring, really quickly. Unless you like to stare at a playstation screen for several hours a day, don't bother with anything more than the first one.
Despite owning Gran Turismo 3 since 2001, I'm still only on 51% complete because the game sucks too much for me to play it more than once every couple of months.
(adj.) To have clinging, throwaway (in the trash, one would assume) qualities.
Emma is a very trashy ho, with a loose vagina, which rather surprisingly, I haven't tapped yet. She never muched liked me though.
(n.) A mild-mannered obese man. Most applicable to the folicley challenged (means bald)
Your dad is such a buddha!