1183 definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

(n.) Crappy norweigan (or thereabouts) supermarket for the pikey persuasion.
See also netto or lidl
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004
Abbr. for top of the pops, an ancient TV show shown on the BBC on friday afternoons. For many years, it used to have the guitar intro to Led Zeppelin's "whole lotta love".
TOTP is the world's oldest music tv show. Meaning it struggles to reinvent itself every few months.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
One of the following

a) A British person who has lived in North america for long enough to start speaking with an accent that is on first sounding american (although there is a slight hint that they are British when thier accent slips), but when in the company of his/her fellow countryman/woman will start to speak properly. Usually, these people did not have strong accents in the first place.

b) A north american who has emigrated to the UK and has started to sound like the local people, but still has a slight twang.
Mid-Atlantic accents suck. Very much. They give me a headache.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 03, 2004
a) a hand signal, interpreted to be negative, which consists of a fist, sideways, with the thumb pointing to the ground.

b) below Satisfactory or unacceptable.

c) An indication to kill

antonym: thumbs up
My fellow motorist gave my driving the thumbs down, before speeding off with his arm and middle finger extended.

I'm sorry, but this definition is crude, immature and a failed attempt at humour. I've just have to give it a thumbs down

The roman gladiatorial type looked about the colloseum to see row after row of thumbs down, so he cast his net over the opponent and speared him through.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 08, 2004
(n.) Plastic grass for those too lazy to do any real gardening.

(n.) false hair, such as a wig or someone on "re-gain for men", or a dumbass hair thickening spray.
That ain't real y'know. He's got astroturf on his head.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 01, 2004
The richest of the rich. Those who need not work again. Diveded into new money and aristocracy. Always conservative.
Move out of the way, the upper class want you house.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
I hate poor people because there are so many lefties there. They suck at politics and business, so libs should all fuck off. So says I, teh goatse bob.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004

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