1183 definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

1100
One who believes that segregation of the races is good, but does not consider themselves to be racist. Typically a liberal minority who preaches independance for thier ethinicity from whitey.
The black panthers.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 01, 2004

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1101
A talking horse who hits his enemies on the head with a guitar whilst shouting "EL CABRON!" which I believe means "the bastard".
ayayayyayaye! EL CABRON!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

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1102
A section of the movie "monty python and the meaning of life".
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 14, 2004

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1103
(v.) To hide the fact you sold out rather well by saying "Fuck the transnational record company that is paying me lots" and calling it "lyrics".

(n.) 90's band who captivated audiences with catchy tunes and a communist agenda. Those who are not tools of the liberal media will notice that thier lyrics and political ideas are absolute shit, while they are highly marketable because the average metal fan goes through a stage in thier early teens where they believe communism will save the world from the people they hate.
"Fuck the rich coporations" is what the say, but they end it at giving head.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 07, 2004

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1104
Levi strauss & co.


Denim wear manufacturer.
I don't like levi's much. I like Hugo Boss Jeans.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

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1105
Imaginary stick, that when used on subject, said subject becoems extremely rhythmicular and musical.
Hit me with your rhythm stick, hit me, hit me!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

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1106
(v.) The act of taking pictures of an extra-marital affair with a cameraphone, and showing the snapshots to the partner whilst repeating 'hello moto' in a japanese accent.
I personally enjoy smashing mobile phones with mallets stolen from the house at the other end of the road (teach him to leave his garages and tool shed open when he goes out).
by Kung-fu Jesus July 06, 2004

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