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1183 definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

(n.) any idea, a clue as to the meaning of.
"I don't have a fuck idea what you just said."
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
(n.) According to bisto gravy, a woman who looks like a 50 year old man. Ugly.
Look, she's even got man boobs!

That's my mother.....

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004
(v.) The act of taking pictures of an extra-marital affair with a cameraphone, and showing the snapshots to the partner whilst repeating 'hello moto' in a japanese accent.
I personally enjoy smashing mobile phones with mallets stolen from the house at the other end of the road (teach him to leave his garages and tool shed open when he goes out).
by Kung-fu Jesus July 06, 2004
For one to spill one's guts is to make a babbling and unconcise statement or speech that is so diluted with bullshit/assfacts/nonsense that it resembles non-projectile vomit:- the infectious material or foreign body is dismissed along with plenty of internal material that is not wanted.
Don't spill your guts on the best man's speech like you did at the rehearsal, and don't get drunk until you've made it.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004
Levi strauss & co.

Denim wear manufacturer.
I don't like levi's much. I like Hugo Boss Jeans.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004
The old way of saying straight to dvd.
Anyone who still says this is usually made fun of for being stuck in 1997, or whatever year it was dvd players came out.
by Kung-fu Jesus August 15, 2004
*Looks around at the chickens*

HOLY SHIT! You're right!
*runs the fuck away*
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004