(v.) Sticking ones' penis up a nostril. Usually a failed attempt at giving oneself a blowjob.
Nose sex leaves an unpleasant smell.
Marlon Brando got a best actor oscar for playing Don Corleonein the Godfather, while Robert De Niro got a best supporting actor for playing the same charactor (although some years younger) in Godfather part II
One of the very few bands that can't really be accused of 'selling out' by anyone who expects thier allegations to be taken seriously. Could be called the origianal rap-metal band?
You're perfect, yes, it's true
But without me you're only you
Your menstruating heart
It ain't bleedin' enough for two
It's a midlife crisis...
(adj.) Energetic, lively.
Not a corvette.
Contraction for "When performing fellatio does she spit out the seminal fluid or swallow?".
The first question about every hot chick is whether or not she spits or swallows, whther they be a stud-muffin like myself, or a
ed geek like Ian. Ian's a geek!
Fairly self-explainatory, a tight security method in which information is only given to those who can present a good case for knowing about a project.
The example is classified, and given out on a need-to-know basis only. Obviously, it isn't funny.
(n.) The Indian Goddess of beauty who (according to a quiz machine next to the entrance of
) the actress
is named after.
Worship Uma and be pretty.
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