1183 definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

A person who whom one has an extra-marital affair with.
Psycho bitch's mother wasn't shocked when she found out psycho bitch was her dad's bit on the side.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004

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(n.) The Indian Goddess of beauty who (according to a quiz machine next to the entrance of the local) the actress Uma Thurman is named after.
Worship Uma and be pretty.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 15, 2004

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Contraction for "When performing fellatio does she spit out the seminal fluid or swallow?".
The first question about every hot chick is whether or not she spits or swallows, whther they be a stud-muffin like myself, or a pencil necked geek like Ian. Ian's a geek!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 03, 2004

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102
Fairly self-explainatory, a tight security method in which information is only given to those who can present a good case for knowing about a project.
The example is classified, and given out on a need-to-know basis only. Obviously, it isn't funny.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 29, 2004

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103
Don Corleone!
Marlon Brando got a best actor oscar for playing Don Corleonein the Godfather, while Robert De Niro got a best supporting actor for playing the same charactor (although some years younger) in Godfather part II
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 18, 2004

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104
A) the lowest of the low
B) a cross between a chokeslam, clothesline and legsweep used by the rock.
I've hit rock bottom


Rock bottom followed by the people's elbow
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 01, 2004

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(n.) A person seen as someone that many people would like to have sexual relations with.
Today, it is hard to see Adolf Hitler as a sex symbol. But in the 1930's Hitlers' biggest legion of fans were female. Hysteria and fainting of females was common at public appearances. Hitler was considered a one man boy band who happened to ruled Germany.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 18, 2004

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