1183 definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

To demand satisfaction is to right wrongs occuring to the author/speaker by means of a pistol duel.
I demand satisfaction, sir.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004
Anything that contributes to an early death, particularly....

(N.) Cigarette, usage pre-world war I and still continuing today.
"Whip me a pack of coffin nails to put me to a premature death"
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 21, 2004
(n.) Unintelligent, tall clumsy person with large hands and feet, and a small penis. Competes in sports while using simplified language such as 'Gareth throw discus'. Oafs have big skulls and limited intelligence. Slow witted and plodding in speech.
Gareth the oaf crashed his bike into a ditch and broke his leg.

by Kung-fu Jesus June 24, 2004
The actor assuming the part of the bad guy, who is designated to piss off the audience.
Alan Rickman is a good heel. He pwn3d in Die Hard.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004
Often used sarcisticly, it origianally means "I agree".

When said quickly, it stays true to the origianal meaning. When elongated, it is often an indiction of sarcasm.
DUDE! you wanna crash the mall?

Non-sarcastic: Sure!

Sarcastic: sure....
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004
(v.) Sticking ones' penis up a nostril. Usually a failed attempt at giving oneself a blowjob.
Nose sex leaves an unpleasant smell.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 27, 2004
One of the very few bands that can't really be accused of 'selling out' by anyone who expects thier allegations to be taken seriously. Could be called the origianal rap-metal band?
You're perfect, yes, it's true
But without me you're only you
Your menstruating heart
It ain't bleedin' enough for two
It's a midlife crisis...
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

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