1183 definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

More correctly, beastiality/zooerastian pornography.

Nine times out of ten, people just look at it for luaghs.
hahahahaha! Look at this bitch get some from a horse!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
(n.) Someone from southern or eastern asia according to a now obsolete racial classification. The name is given, probably as a result of genghis khan's mongol empire, which saw mongols breed with the natives of most asian races/tribes. The key factors in deciding whether a skull is mongoloid or not lie in the eyes and nose.
Most Chinese, Japanese and Koreans were once called 'mongoloid'.

caucasoid
negroid
austroloid
by kung-fu jesus September 07, 2004
Usually a reaction to a long-term annoyance brought about by one person, a blanket party is where an unsuspecting person (individuals only, not on groups) is taken by surprise when a blanket is thrown over them and they are wrestled to the ground, then beaten with blunt objects by other members of the group.
After the first blanket party, they usually get the message.
by Kung-Fu Jesus July 21, 2004
(n.) One who gives orgasms, saving many (sex) lives.
I am the ultimate orgasm donor
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 27, 2004
Cockney slang for sex.
The guvnor is 'avin' a bit of slap and tickle with the missus.
by kung-fu jesus September 25, 2004
(adj.) The best there is. The origin is the star system used to measure luxury in hotels, where one is the worst, and five is the best.
My five star ho.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 29, 2004
sas
Formed by David Sterling to aid montgomery in North Africa in WWII, the SAS was a team of five officers and sixty men who were all drawn from the commando units. They were put through gruelling training. Early failures were overlooked in the light of successful tactics and destructive capability shown later in the war.

When one member was captured, he escaped, and walked 200 miles in eight days of blistering desert heat with no more than a map, compass and a pair of shorts to rejoin his comrades.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

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