1183 definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

(adj.) The best there is. The origin is the star system used to measure luxury in hotels, where one is the worst, and five is the best.
My five star ho.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 29, 2004
To hate <something> with a passion is to really hate it fully, as opposed to greatly disliking it.
Hitler hated the jews with a passion.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 14, 2004
(n.) One who gives orgasms, saving many (sex) lives.
I am the ultimate orgasm donor
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 27, 2004
Famously expensive watches. Most examples of such are actually fakes sold for less than 1% the price of a real Rolex. The tell-tale sign (other than the price) is that on a real rolex, the second hand has continous motion, instead fo ticking like an ordinary watch.
fake rolex, cheapy cheap! Ten dolla! Also sucky sucky for ten dolla!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 02, 2004
Cockney slang for sex.
The guvnor is 'avin' a bit of slap and tickle with the missus.
by kung-fu jesus September 25, 2004
(n.) A person who appears interested in buying your car, but on the day displays any of the following traits.

• Does not show up
• Does not bring money
• Kicks the tyres and complains about even the most minor faults
• Seems to know barely anything about the car
• Offers stupid money (a large amount either side of what you expected)
• Keeps asking if he can part exchange his rusty old Ford for your car, not wondering why anyone wouldn't want it
• Assumes the car is in fine working condition just by kicking the tyres
• Tries to drive a restoration project dozens of miles home with him.
• Asks questions repeatedly, specifically ones mentioned in adevertising the car
• Gets the manufacturers' name wrong
• Asks if you are willing to transport the car without charge.
• Makes a bid for a car placed on ebay or similar without any positive feedback
• Dresses up as, or asserts that they are a priest or mulla in an attempt to pay less for the car
• Is a young driver who just passed his test looking to buy a cheap old car, rice it up, and show off to thier friends. Quite likely to wreck it in a month.
If selling an old or rare car on ebay, it is advisable to warn tyre kickers from bidding.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 06, 2004
(adj.) Unrecorded, untraceable through normal means.
Amish people live off the grid.


My package was not delivered,a nd has gone off the grid.
by Kung-fu Jesus June 26, 2004

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