1184 definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus
(adj.) attractive prospective sexual partner
(Retort) To any instructive insult involving eating or licking, the sarcastic reply of "yummy" may be used.
Cakes are yummy
I am yummy, come and get me girls.
A: Eat shit and die
A: Choke on a dick
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004 add a video
(adj.) German for turbo charged.
(n.) Turbo Mercedes-benz
Those tiny SLK's suck
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004 add a video
a) 1980's soft-rock band, much hated.
b) In Greek mythology, the river Styx was gaurded by Charon, and marked the way to either elysium, Tartarus or some grey fields with the pool of Lethe (From which the word lethargy is derived)
When you cross the river Styx, you shall hear music by Styx, and then you know that you're in hell.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004 add a video
(Idiom) where extenuating circumstances mean that for either honour or pressure from a family.
The source of this is a wedding where a man was forced to marry a woman he impregnated. Her father held a shotgun to him at all times.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 4, 2004 add a video
A fat Italian tenor, who has won Italy's fattest man every time since 1970.
Luciano Pavarotti is about 500lbs.
by Kung-Fu Jesus Apr 30, 2004 add a video
A more convincing than average wigger.
Nobody noticed that sean paul has white skin, because he just mumbles about shit through his songs and only duets with black artisits or people that look like street hoes.
by Kung-Fu Jesus Jun 22, 2004 add a video
(n.) A 30 year old man who hangs around with teenagers who think he's cool.
(n.) A type of haircut resembling that of the tv guy.
The Fonz looks old. What is he, 30?
by Kung-Fu Jesus Jul 21, 2004 add a video