Having your dick in a vice 50 weeks out of the year.
Friend: "Hey man, that girl keeps looking over here. You should see if she wants to check out your apartment."
You: "I can't. Sarah and I had a commitment talk before she left. We have a long distance relationship now."
Friend: "But she's in California... probably fucking another guy."
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