9 definitions by Kristin and Kristen Company

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Someone, usually female, that likes performing oral sex on other women
Katie is a carpet muncher
by Kristin and Kristen Company November 08, 2006

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T_T
The face you use while crying. Often used in AIM chats and emos
xoadyingwishxo: My bf broke up with me I'm so sad T_T

xslitmywristsx: T_T me too, let's cry together
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Where sick people live and doctors work.
Jimmy's uncle with cancer lives at the hospital.
by Kristin and Kristen Company November 08, 2006

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A puggle is a cross breed between a pug and a beagle They are very cute sweet dogs
Susie's puggle is very kind
by Kristin and Kristen Company November 08, 2006

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A show for the shallow They all try and pretend they are straight edge by wearing big X's the next time they go out to some dumb bimbo's party but they are lying. We know they are sluts that LOVE to drink and have sex. This show is all about ''Blah blah blah'' ''Jason this'' ''Cameron did that'' ''Lexie's a whore'' Newsflash: Nobody gives a fuck.
Laguna Beach girl 1: Oh My Gawd, Talon left me for that whore Raquel. I'm so upset

Laguna Beach girl 2: Yeah what a tramp Hey, let's go trash her party tonight!

Me: *kills both of them*
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A television channel that used to be good, until evil cooperators took over and thought that everything should run THIER way, in the world of Next, and Made, and whatever crap they have on now. If you live by the rules of mtv, you must

Be gay/fruity
Preppy and hate your parents, blonde and have big boobs
Emo ''everyone hates me''

mtv is very pathetic indeed
I knew Shayla was watching too much mtv when she dyed her hair blonde and asked her mother for a boob job
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Someone who hogs the whole gym in January, but then breaking thier resolution by mid-Febuary
january joiner, in early january: I HAVE TO GET TO THE GYM PRONTO!!! NO TIME TO WASTE, THE TREADMILL IS CALLING!!!

january joiner, in mid-febuary: Fuck the gym, where's the chips?
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